New Guinness World Record for Heaviest Blueberry

A pair of Australian blueberry breeders have set a new record for the world's heaviest blueberry. The blueberry was of the OZblu variety. 
The heaviest blueberry weighed 12.38g (0.436 oz) and was grown by David Mazzardis (Australia) in Wilbinga, Western Australia, Australia, measured on 22 February 2018.

 “It’s important to remember however that size isn’t all that matters,”  - OZblu CEO Roger Horak 

So many jokes, so little time.
Read the official record of the legendary blueberry here.